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Day 12: Dangote poor ke?

Edakun, when was Dangote poor?
Kai! I made the soldiers tell Fubsy and I to squat many times because I was late going to the parade ground. But blessed be God, everything went well.
We hear that the area commander is coming today so everyone is on their best behaviour. 
I'm currently at Jamaica hall receiving a lecture. Na real drill be this oh, 6am dey receive lecture. Thank God I have had my bath. 
He's talking about illegal migration. He sha mentioned that Dangote was poor when he started out. How????? Abegiii.

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So that's how we were released about 7:25am and told that we'll be back by 8:30am. Well, Billy and I went to Mami market and got things for the guys. I went to the clinic, saw a few patients and went back to the hall as they had already blown the beagle by 8am...I know right! That was not the plan but we move.
As I was entering the hall, Mr Obinna my platoon officer called me. I know I didn't try sha, I should have checked in him sha...that's what he was talking about. He's doing better now.
When I was walking to my seat the MC called me to come and ask a question. I know say uncle dey plan me. He had mentioned like 2 days ago that he will ask me a question in Igbo and I must answer. Well, they were about to ask questions and he said I should join them. I asked the person before me what they were talking about and was ready to fire one nice shot....then he let me go: Hallelujah!
Area coordinator of Southeast zone is around at the moment. Hilarious guy! Amazing man. Here's 2 things he said:
1.  On social media you can post personal things but not official things and don't insult anyone. Don't start talking ill of your boss at work.
2. Don't travel without permission.

There was cultural dance done to entertain him. Why do they rush this people? They practice for hours for a 10 minute show and by the time they are performing you start shutting them down 4 minutes in. E dey pain oh.

Imagine today they shouted to remove head dressing and I was lost... but I've learned it sha.

After the event we had Skill Acquisition and Entrepreneurship Development (SAED). I joined ICT (Information & Communication Technology)...let's just say that I was not impressed.

Then I went to Mami market with Billy, came back to continue the day.

Well, that was how today Fubsy and I were insulted oh. Yes by 2 different people but this work dey be. One guy just dey throw me f-bombs up and down because he asked me to give someone (who I had seen before and given IM PCM less than hour before) a wrapper to cover, when I had asked the nurse to help with his documentation so I know what to give him again. I just said ok and told Fubsy he thought I was the one to do that. I can't even remember how things escalated, he kept fuming and talking about the system. But I was actually happy that I didn't insult him back because I was pained . Praise Master Jesus!

It is well oh!

Ehennnnnn:
-Big, Bold and Beautiful + Mr Handsome held tofsy. I didn't go because I was on duty. So today they had this during socials and I hear that my platoon came 3rd for Mr Handsome. Well done Thompson, congratulations! We didn't come last for BBB sha.
Ehen! Apparently one of the BBB contestants said NTA refers to Nigerian Television ANTENNA!!!!! Guys!!!🤣🤣🤣🤦🤦🤦
This will obviously not end here.
Glory didn't win, she's in platoon 8 but she's my winner!!!!! Not just a microbiologist but a sweet fine lady!

Morning lecture...why so early?

But he was really good oh!!!! I liked his session.
My own BBB ( picture courtesy platoon 8's Mikky)



Better late than never,
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