I didn't take a bath early enough 🙆🏽♀️🙆🏽♀️🙆🏽♀️
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People of God how far now?
Today started with work oh. I woke up officially at about past 4am, went to get my things for the day from my hostel, freshened up a little and then started attending to people! We had a full house after some time with the camp officials coming to check their blood pressure and see how things are going. Let's back up, shall we?
Please why are they "offing" the light??? Just why? Light out is from 10pm and the light literally goes OUT. At about 9:55pm yesterday I was scrambling to get me and my backpack out of my hostel, down to the clinic because that's where I was going to sleep.
At about 1:40am some ladies were asking via the window if there was bed space in the clinic, they thought it was a hostel. I can imagine that they arrived at the camp so late and were just looking for a place to pass the night. Well, CMD sha answered them: sorry not here.
Back to the day: I've been at the clinic all day. It's been gbas-gbos of hilarious junk! Here's what we've heard in the name of medical reports today:
1. Eye disloyalty: patient apparently has chronic ulcer, eye disloyalty, blue vision amongst others. I really don't know what all this means but we had a good laugh. I mean we really aren't here to keep people but this report was ridiculous.
2. Asthmatic patients: them plentyyyyy! From not having inhalers to being on ridiculous medications like Tab Ventolin 200mg BD for months.
3. Someone was RVS positive and on ART but had no idea she had that. Clearly a case of someone writing a report for you and doing the most.
See eh, we've laughed. Is it the English sef? I feel people should collect their money back oh.
Then the patient that wanted to prove at all cost that he was diabetic. I mean he had me when he started talking with so much knowledge about the condition but when he started saying that hypoglycemia and hyperglycaemia are the 2 types of diabetes and other way out stuff, we were taken aback! Sebi it's exeat we can give and you want: gbam! Take it.
I've been dealing with a running nose so I took Loratidine and slept...I slept eh! Like 4 hours or so. Well rested, Honourable CMD and I went to Mami market to get some food. Ladies and gentlemen, I've finally eaten "indomie and egg" oh. It was ok.
Mini says that we can order from mamimarket.com , who is he kidding? Lol!
I hear there's a party tonight...I'm sitting here in clinic typing this. You can be sure I'm not going. Maybe CMD and I will stroll there to take a look...dunno yet.
Update: we didn't go again! Lol! But we got news that Dr Fubsy scattered the floor. We are proud of him as we've been well represented 😊
A screenshot of one of the medical reports brought in today.
A stand at Mami market
With a loyal eye,
2400
Special shout-out to Billy, Mini (CMD), Fubsy (CMAC), Aunty Mercy, Thomas and the whole medical team.
*Gbas-gbos: back-to-back
*CMD is also called Mini (short for Okemini).
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People of God how far now?
Today started with work oh. I woke up officially at about past 4am, went to get my things for the day from my hostel, freshened up a little and then started attending to people! We had a full house after some time with the camp officials coming to check their blood pressure and see how things are going. Let's back up, shall we?
Please why are they "offing" the light??? Just why? Light out is from 10pm and the light literally goes OUT. At about 9:55pm yesterday I was scrambling to get me and my backpack out of my hostel, down to the clinic because that's where I was going to sleep.
At about 1:40am some ladies were asking via the window if there was bed space in the clinic, they thought it was a hostel. I can imagine that they arrived at the camp so late and were just looking for a place to pass the night. Well, CMD sha answered them: sorry not here.
Back to the day: I've been at the clinic all day. It's been gbas-gbos of hilarious junk! Here's what we've heard in the name of medical reports today:
1. Eye disloyalty: patient apparently has chronic ulcer, eye disloyalty, blue vision amongst others. I really don't know what all this means but we had a good laugh. I mean we really aren't here to keep people but this report was ridiculous.
2. Asthmatic patients: them plentyyyyy! From not having inhalers to being on ridiculous medications like Tab Ventolin 200mg BD for months.
3. Someone was RVS positive and on ART but had no idea she had that. Clearly a case of someone writing a report for you and doing the most.
See eh, we've laughed. Is it the English sef? I feel people should collect their money back oh.
Then the patient that wanted to prove at all cost that he was diabetic. I mean he had me when he started talking with so much knowledge about the condition but when he started saying that hypoglycemia and hyperglycaemia are the 2 types of diabetes and other way out stuff, we were taken aback! Sebi it's exeat we can give and you want: gbam! Take it.
I've been dealing with a running nose so I took Loratidine and slept...I slept eh! Like 4 hours or so. Well rested, Honourable CMD and I went to Mami market to get some food. Ladies and gentlemen, I've finally eaten "indomie and egg" oh. It was ok.
Mini says that we can order from mamimarket.com , who is he kidding? Lol!
I hear there's a party tonight...I'm sitting here in clinic typing this. You can be sure I'm not going. Maybe CMD and I will stroll there to take a look...dunno yet.
Update: we didn't go again! Lol! But we got news that Dr Fubsy scattered the floor. We are proud of him as we've been well represented 😊
With a loyal eye,
2400
Special shout-out to Billy, Mini (CMD), Fubsy (CMAC), Aunty Mercy, Thomas and the whole medical team.
*Gbas-gbos: back-to-back
*CMD is also called Mini (short for Okemini).
Passionate Dr.
ReplyDeleteHope you enforced loyalty in the disloyal eye. Lolz
Nice piece.
Lol! I know this is Mini😆 Thank you sir.
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